Dates Roasted: 5/17/12
Aka: The Fugitive
Best Known For: being cute but deadly
A fugitive penguin known as Penguin 337 has escaped Tokyo Sea Life Park, somehow getting over a 13 foot wall, and is now living “comfortably” in Tokyo Bay. Authorities have yet to apprehend this rogue penguin. Normally penguins would be way too adorable to roast but FUGITIVE PENGUINS???!!!!! I don’t play that.
Dates Roasted: 5/15/12
Aka: Bonaparte
Best Known For: Managing to piss everybody off
Napoleon was an incredible man, if only for the fact that he managed to get European countries to actually work together in order to counter his threat.
Dates Roasted: 5/10/12
Aka: Shinobi
Best Known For: backstab
This is arguably the most dangerous roast that we’ve had so far. The nice thing is that when ninjas come for their revenge for all the comments we leave… we’ll be dead long before we know what’s happening.
Dates Roasted: 5/9/12
Aka: “Bones”
Best Known For: Saturday Night Fever
Summer lovin’ had Travolta a blast…until he was just slammed by recent sexual harassment accusations. This is what happens when you stay out till ten o’clock.
